ragingprogressive
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

satyammuktaye
satyammuktaye:

think again.
We are living in the time of the apocalypse.  Apocalypse does not mean Armageddon or total destruction or anything like that, it literally means  “disclosure of knowledge” (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse) A great revealing of hidden knowledge is upon us.  I don’t know about you, but I am damn tired of being lied to.  Share this knowledge and wake people up!

satyammuktaye:

think again.

We are living in the time of the apocalypse.  Apocalypse does not mean Armageddon or total destruction or anything like that, it literally means  “disclosure of knowledge” (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse) A great revealing of hidden knowledge is upon us.  I don’t know about you, but I am damn tired of being lied to. 
Share this knowledge and wake people up!

myeviltwincorvinnia
myeviltwincorvinnia:

Once you’ve had dwarf… by `hibbary
"Dwarves seem to have earned a reputation for being brutish and rough which I hotly contest. Yes, they’re fierce warriors and like to bash and hack the shit out of enemies, but they’re also metal smiths and let me tell you, metal smithing is the FIDDLIEST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET. Until you’ve spent hours precariously balancing a ring on a firebrick, poking a tiny prong setting into place, applying flux and a microscopic piece of solder, and then fighting to keep it all exactly as you placed it until the solder melts, you cannot understand what otherworldly patience and finesse dwarves must possess. Even blacksmithing requires a lot of minute and careful maneuverings as well as some serious bashing power. Stout stature might suggest otherwise, but immense strength is very useful for delicate work because your body doesn’t get tired so easily and slip up. Smithing also requires an unusual attention to detail because one tiny little setback might mean a hundred hours of cleanup. That is why, whether dwarves are cutting gems, settings stones, making knives, or massaging elves, they are probably the most gentle, careful, detail-sensitive people in Middle Earth.”

This made me laugh

myeviltwincorvinnia:

Once you’ve had dwarf… by `hibbary

"Dwarves seem to have earned a reputation for being brutish and rough which I hotly contest. Yes, they’re fierce warriors and like to bash and hack the shit out of enemies, but they’re also metal smiths and let me tell you, metal smithing is the FIDDLIEST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET. Until you’ve spent hours precariously balancing a ring on a firebrick, poking a tiny prong setting into place, applying flux and a microscopic piece of solder, and then fighting to keep it all exactly as you placed it until the solder melts, you cannot understand what otherworldly patience and finesse dwarves must possess. Even blacksmithing requires a lot of minute and careful maneuverings as well as some serious bashing power. Stout stature might suggest otherwise, but immense strength is very useful for delicate work because your body doesn’t get tired so easily and slip up. Smithing also requires an unusual attention to detail because one tiny little setback might mean a hundred hours of cleanup.

That is why, whether dwarves are cutting gems, settings stones, making knives, or massaging elves, they are probably the most gentle, careful, detail-sensitive people in Middle Earth.”

This made me laugh